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These are the true stories about the Pandafied band members...

Brumit: Found and raised by elk and caribou in the arctic wilderness of Alaska, brought to the town of Needham as an ambassador for his nation of deer like creatures, Ryan, formally known as "Wehh" in caribou, learned to sing by listening to birds and squirrels in his native land. Ryan is known in these parts for his flying fists of fury and his startling devotion to the art of slow motion.

 

 

Tommy: Tommy was said to have been born from a far off place where there are no problems at all. He finds himself passing through Needham on a quest to destroy a ring of pure evil. Constantly haunted by riders on dark horses, this fellow is always on his toes. Playing the guitar is his proficiency, and uses his instrument to ward off the riders.

 

 

Bigelow:  The once known as Chris Bigelow has a very mysterious background indeed. One night, in the middle of town, a spaceship was supposedly seen dropping off one of its crewmen. when investigated, the only thing found was the being now identified as Bigelow, who rocks the guitar with some otherworldly talent. No one knows to this day what brings Bigelow to this corner of the universe, but no one asks why.

 

 

Cam: Cameron Salvatore wandered into Needham looking for a maniacal creature that escaped from its imprisonment long ago. Hired by a king who means for the creature to be recaptured, he is always in the look out for this nemesis of unspeakable horror. In his travels, he has picked up the uncanny ability to write and rhyme, and put thoughts into form music. He may leave at any moment to claim his bounty, or may stay put, time can only tell.

 

 

Taurasi: Taurasi sprouted from the ground head first in a lush forest around this area. as a tree he watched the land develop, and for 1000 years he watched civilization slowly take the area. for an unknown reason this Taurasi tree uprooted itself and walks among us to this day. working the steady lines of the bass, he enthralls you to be kind to his kind.

 

 

Landolt:  Landolt was born in Africa to a happy family of hairy ass monkeys.  Fearing for the safety of Landolt his family placed him in a basket in the Atlantic ocean.  Landolt drifted all the way into the Boston harbor and after growing additional appendages from that dirty ass water he mastered the technique of drumming (the two extra arms helped him define an original style.)  Landolt was raised by gnomes who fancy not wearing clothes, the gnomes believed that Landolt was their thunder god and worshipped him.  Landolt now lives in Needham where he pretends to be a regular person but we all know he is a hairy ass monkey.